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    ???收???到???旅???遊???資???訊???我???有???點(diǎn)???傻???眼???，???第???一?????段怎???麼???像???動(dòng)???物???園???的???警???告???標???語(yǔ)???？???我???接???著(zhù)???看???下???去

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    ???粉???族???人???的???膚???色???為???粉???紅???色???，???眼???球???、???乳???頭???與???性???器???官???為???桃???紅???色???，???體???液???為???草???莓???牛???乳???色???。

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    ???灰???族???人???的???膚???色???為???金???屬???灰???，???眼???球???、???乳???頭???與???性???器???官???為???純???黑???色???，???體???液???為???香???草???牛???乳???色???。???」

    ???幹???嘛???要???告???知???性???器???官???的???顏???色???啊....

    ???啊???，???大???概???是???想???讓???選???擇???完???全???免???費???方???案???的???人???有???個(gè)???心???理???準???備???吧???。???可???是???真???的???會(huì )???有???人???選???擇???完???全???免???費???方???案???嗎???？???我???半???信???半???疑???。

    ???「???地???球???聯(lián)???邦???語(yǔ)???在???馬???索???爾???星???上???亦???通???用???，???請???輕???鬆???自???在???地???觀(guān)???光???，???不???必???擔???心???語(yǔ)???言???隔???閡???。???」

    ???那???可???以???自???助???旅???行???了???耶???！???太???好???了???。

    ???「???本???次???入???境???六???個(gè)???月???內???的???的???食???宿???完???全???免???費???，???為???鼓???勵???地???球???女???性???與???馬???索???爾???男???性???互???動(dòng)???，???各???類(lèi)???約???會(huì )???費???用???皆???由???馬???索???爾???政???府???負???擔???，???包???含???彩???妝???、???服???飾???、???香???水???、???包???包???、???鞋???子???以???及???交???通???場(chǎng)???地???費???等???等???。???」

    ???看???到???這???項???我???傻???了???，???意???思???是???說(shuō)???不???管???吃???飯???夜???遊???打???砲???政???府???都???完???全???贊???助???？???是???真???的???有???這???麼???缺???女???人???嗎???？???還???是???馬???索???爾???星???真???的???太???有???錢(qián)???？

    ???「???入???境???後???會(huì )???發(fā)???給???每???位???顧???客???一???臺???隨???身???迷???你AI???智???腦???，???以???便???感???應???紀???錄???大???家???的???優(yōu)???惠???折???扣???進(jìn)???度???，???同???時(shí)AI???智???腦???亦???可???隨???時(shí)???解???答???您???對???於???馬???索???爾???星???的???所???有???疑???問(wèn)???。???」

    ???還???是???要???監???視???我???們???就???對???了???，???哼???。???不???過(guò)???如???果???不???監???視???的???話(huà)???我???的???確???打???算???混???水???摸???魚(yú)???，???這???就???地???球???人???的???劣???根???性???嘛???～

    ???「???最???後???提???醒???您???，???擁???抱???時(shí)???馬???索???爾???男???性???會(huì )???有???正???常???的???生???理???反???應???，???那???並???非???屬???於???性???騷???擾???範???疇???，???還???請???地???球???女???性???見(jiàn)???諒???。

    ???附???註???：???如???最???後???欲???升???等???完???全???免???費???優(yōu)???惠???方???案???，???請???告???知???您???的???領(lǐng)???隊???，???我???們???會(huì )???預???先???提???供???給???您???相???關(guān)???資???訊???，???謝???謝???您???的???配???合???。???」

    ???看???完???旅???遊???資???訊???，???我???覺(jué)???得???還???蠻???放???心???的???，???於???是???就???等???待???著(zhù)???出???發(fā)???日???的???到???來(lái)???。